I had some time between classes one day last week... and so I decided to spend the time studying for another class in a quaint study area on the second floor. Let me describe this area.. the hallway's are quite wide through out the school and off of one hallway is an alcove that's rather large and has been turned into a "study area" ...it has lil cubbies all around the three walls of the space and then again against the wall that backs up next to the wall of the outside hallway... and it leaves even a small space in the middle to fit 4 lil cubby study spaces - they kinda look like a block....
Here's a photo of something similar to what I am speaking about....
this gives you an idea ..... although our space is not quite as open as this one... ours is much more closer to each other... but it's a close copy....The space is VERY VERY quiet... I mean you can hear a pin drop.
SOOOOOO, I'm sitting there studying and after quite awhile I checked my phone and saw it was time to get my books together and head off to my next class.. I have a book bag on wheels with a handle so I don't have to kill my poor back... so I've stacked my books and put my lap top back in it's case and I have it all ready to load into my book bag... I lean over to place it all in the bag.....
when I RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP the loooooooooongest LOUDEST Fart I've ever ripped ever~~
In nano seconds as this is happening I'm thinking of "how to handle this", "how to handle this" ... "how to handle this" .... it's whats going over and over in my mind... I quickly decide the " I have no idea this ever happened" theory is my way to go... I finish putting my books together and zip up my book bag... I can feel a ton of eyes on the back of my head....( NO WAY am I looking) .... Thankfully I'm sitting as close to the hall as one can....
I slowly get up -- still not making eye contact with anyone.... they've got to be wondering if I'm deaf and have no feeling... because by my actions... you'd never know I just ripped the loudest longest fart ever... I mean that thing lasted a good 15 seconds.....it just kept coming... OH MY STARS! I push in my chair... and take the handle of my back pack and head out of the area....
Seriously.... did that just happen ? I am hot all over now... it's not a hot flash it's just me losing it..
I make my way to the bathroom in case I have to continue the process... and of course I get to the bathroom and can't fart to save my life.
Now I realize this is not my normal kind of topic.. but I have never embarrassed myself like that ever~
I text my eldest daughter who teaches and explain to her what happened thinking I'd get some ...."Oh Mom... don't worry it's okay.. sometimes things just happen..." kind of thing... what I get is a reply text that says... OMG, Don't tell me anymore I am laughing so hard my sides hurt... Oh my gosh....Oh my gosh... MOM that's soooo funny!!!!!" I must admit her reaction made me laugh... so, I have now learned to laugh about it... so it made me wonder.... so below you will find a little research I did on farts...
I hope it helps you .... I know it's helped me... HAHAHAHAHA~
Remember I warned you.... content was questionable.... HAHAHAHAHA~
I have now shared my most embarrassing moment so far in my life.. what's yours ?
Source: Online Education
XOXO,
Carri
Girl, you crack me up! I'm laughing like your daughter did. But I gotta tell you, if that's the most embarrassing thing you've done, you're lucky. I've got you beat 10 fold. We need to swap stories one day. Oh yeah, when you post "adult content only" in your title, it's like a reader magnet, ha! Keep the stories coming and have a great week :)
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Shasta,
ReplyDeleteI know... I've made more people happy with my fart experience... seems farts are funny no matter what age you are ...especially when it happens to someone else! HAHAHAHA!
We will have to share stories someday... HAHAHA~ Back to the books...
I sure miss talking to y'all more often!
XOXO,
Carri
Carri! You are so funny...hilariously funny. That college is so lucky to have you there! I adore that you shared this with your readers. You just started my day out with a huge smile.
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny, Carri, but I'm here to tell you that the older you get the more farts you have and it seems like at times they're uncontrollable! So get ready!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha!!!! Sorry... I am NOT laughing at you. Laughing with you . I promise Carri.
ReplyDeleteAfter just dealing with a tree cutter with the tact and IQ of a flea, I needed a good laugh!!!
Thanks for ... (snort.. hahahahaha) sharing!
Cheers, Gee
This is too funny, Carri!
ReplyDeleteLOL, I gotta agree with Shasta, if that is the most embarrassing thing of your life, you have been very blessed!! Thanks for sharing, made me laugh for the first time today. And we all need to laugh, even if it is at ourselves. And of course I am laughing with you, not at you.
ReplyDeleteI have had far too many embarrassments to pick the worst.(I am old, after all!) But one that stands out was when I was with EMS, and had responded to a car wreck. The elderly, female, driver was alone in the car, which had left the road and hit a tree. She was alert, and complaining of pain from the shoulder seat belt. I told her I needed to cut her blouse open, no problem. I could see a large red mark on her chest, so I told her I needed to snip the front of her bra. No problem. So I cut the middle of the bra. What she had not mentioned was that she had undergone a mastectomy, and had a prosthetic devise. Which popped out and fell right into my hand as soon as I snipped the bra. You know how sometimes you are so stunned,you just can't think straight? Here I am, standing there with a false breast in my hand, and I am thinking "Oh, my God!!! Her breast was cut off in the wreck!! I wasn't trained for this!" Of course after a couple of seconds, sanity returned and I realized what it was. The lady was very nice about it, she just said "Oh,honey, just stick my boob in my purse, will you?" Did I forget to mention this was the very first wreck I had ever worked after getting my license? Wonder I stayed with it for 15 years after that call.
Oh Carri~ I am so behind on your life (um...pardon the pun). And this shows your sense of humor...BLOGGING IT! I do hope that school is going well...other than "this" area. Much love and lots of bloggy hugs! paula ♥
ReplyDeleteCarri, I can't stop laughing, I mean crying, I mean cry-laughing, you know what I mean. Now I've gotta go find some tissue. And my husband is looking at me like I'm crazy, so you know I gotta let him read this ;-) And he LOVES beans!!! I don't think I have the nerve to blog about my Most Embarrassing Moment.
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